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Open Question: Do you ever feel utterly Hopeless part 3?
together and went on my way.

On my travels I passed lots of people, most of them crossed the street to avoid me, some even spat at me, but I just kept on moving regardless. I was starting to get peckish so I reached for my travel sack so I could eat some of the pickles I had. Whilst I greedily ate the pickles I saw a familiar face. PC Boil. He had arrested me in the past and he didn’t look happy to see me at all.

3 months ago before Stuart had committed suicide, I saw him and ‘The slut’ eating together in a bistro. I was so angry that I smeared my bare buttocks down the bistro window in full view of the customers inside. I did this to make him realise what he was missing. Unfortunately I was arrested by PC Boil. Boil hated me; he thought I was a ‘vile specimen’. I could see the hatred in his eyes. Luckily he was called away to a burglary otherwise he would have arrested me for sure as I had a warrant out for my arrest.

Besides the court case for the alleged stalking, I was also wanted for assault. You see I have death breath, it’s a family trait. I can’t stand too close to people when I talk to them as I give them 3rd degree burns. At the time a lady was trying to sue me for £25,000 damages to pay for her reconstructive surgery. Damn her, in fact damn everyone I thought. I can’t help it, death breath is a god damn disability, try living in my shoes for a day I whinged. Sometimes I actually enjoyed having foul breath and used it as a defence mechanism. I enjoyed watching people flinch in disgust when I unleashed a whole lung full of poo wind (as I like to call it!)

I was getting closer to my destination and the urine had dried up. The problem was, I was now in excruciating pain as the urine had burnt my scabby skin. I started to wallow in self pity and gnawed away at my shoulder. “Fcuk it” I thought, “Fcuk everyone”.

The past came back to haunt me again. I remembered the time when I first met Stuart. He invited me round his bedsit for a meal followed by hardcore sex (boo hoo never got round to the sex!) Anyway, halfway through the meal of boiled eggs and baked means I got a stomach ache (I think the food was a tad too rich for me) so I politely excused myself from the table and went to the lavatory. I have to admit that I did a rather large dump. Afterwards I couldn’t find any toilet roll, time was ticking (I had now been in there for at least 20 minutes.) I panicked and used one of his bath towels to wipe my dirty bum. I had nowhere to dispose of it so I just threw it out of the window and went back to the meal. After we finished he suggested we go to the local shop to purchase some lube. We came out of his front door and there caught on the bush was the shit stained towel. It was so obvious that I had something to do with it so I panicked and tried to distract him…for some reason the first thing I thought of was to pretend to fall off my wheelchair. As I fell my head smashed through a car window. I don’t know what happened next as I woke up in hospital. Apparently when I hit my head I made a very loud and strange noise like a chimpanzee? Whenever Stuart saw me after that he made chimpanzee noises. I guess that’s why he started the affair with ‘The slut’.

After that incident, I decided that I hated everyone. I always wished they wouldn’t keep trying to talk to me all the time. I wanted to paralyse my face so that I could look back at them with a cold blank expression. So I injected my nerves with cyanide. Ok I am going to share something very private with you now that not many people know…..I have another pair of nipples - one on each bum cheek. I used to hate them but recently I felt I was ready to show the world that I was different, “I’m here, get used to it!” I would say. I cut holes in my panties to show them off and even dabbled with the idea of getting one pierced. But everyone thought they were disgusting. Anyway I digress again.

It was getting late now and I could see the docks in the distance. The smell of seaweed was in the air. My heart leapt with joy! Hello ocean here I come! I cranked up the speed on my mobility scooter and headed straight for the water. I said goodbye to my dear beloved chair and steered to towards a pile of wooden crates. As I hit the crates it sent me flying into the air towards the open sea. “See you later fcukers”!! I cried as the wind caressed my wounded body. When I hit the water I felt alive again. I was home.
Freedom triumphed, science amazed, capitalism saved itself and American culture reigned. Now what?

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Open Question: How can i get my cat to stop peeing on randon things BESIDES his litter box!?
He is a 1yo indoor cat. His brother was dubbed the outside cat a few days ago for the same thing. They pee if they see clothes on the bedroom floor.(i pick them up now). i leave the restroom door open and he pees on the rug. He peed on the livingroom area rug- right in front of me! the nerve… I have disciplined him(he responds to “no”) but when I get home from work, another “spill”. His litter is cleaned regularly, food and water clean, he has not been neutered yet. And the repelant sprays dont work. Any words of wisdom that will keep me from having 2 outside cats??
I cant close the question yet and pick a best answer, but i love the 1st and 3rd answer. This is my first set of cats and I was reluctant to neuter them, but am reconsidering it now. Thanks for your advice! NOW, what do you say about declawing them? or use the “pedipaw” they scratch furniture too. the posts wont do.

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Open Question: My dog is drooling uncontrollably what should i do?
My 1 year old dauchshund started drooling last night uncontrollably, we took him to the vet today and he ate some food and drank some water in front of them so they said he was fine. we got him home he ate and drank and now is just laying around, he is still drooling but not uncontrollably like this morning. the vet told me that nothing is wrong but I am very worried about my dog. should i wait another day like the vet said or should i take him to an emergency room?
My dog has never had a problem with drooling before, last night he left a puddle of drool on his bed and this moring the same thing out on the balcony of my apartment. The vet did a thorough check of his mouth and said he couldnt find anything. My dog is usually very active this time of night but right now he is asleep. He is still drooling but not excessively like before. But again any drooling at all is odd because he has never been known to drool.
He hasnt gotten into anything recently, and is only outside when i take him to go pottie. there are no toads frogs salamanders where we live. We are in gilbert arizona, just outside of phoenix, in a third floor apartment. He started drooling after i brought him in from his walk last night, he didnt eat anything off of the ground that i saw and wasnt stung or bit by any insects or animals. We have another dauchshund that drinks and eats out of the same food bowls and he isnt showing any of the similar signs.

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